Hair and Hairs

So, it is only 8:02 on Thursday morning and I have:


-shaved
-epilated
-tweezed
-washed
-conditioned
-curled
-straightened
-blown dry


various hair and hairs of my body. 


If this is too much information, please forgive me although I believe many of you will relate. 
We want more hair here, less there. Curlier here, straighter there. Darker here, lighter there.


Holy Moly. 


Being a woman ain't for sissies (but I sure like it)